To the whiners

The member of NSR alliance, vYzion is trying to respond in his article to those who have been lately whining about being attacked.

I thought the point was to win...

...which is why I can't figure out why so many "warlords" (I use this name very loosely) are doing so much whining. It seems like every other day some ANONYMOUS "warlord" is writing some "woe is me" article about being attacked in this war-ravaged Universe we have all chosen to call Home. Apparently, some "warlords" are more content to attack with a salvo of vocal ammunition, rather than with fleets of revenge.

Maybe I missed the memo, but I'm fairly certain that the category of "Moral Sympathy/Outrage" does nothing to advance "podium dreams." Many of you probably don't remember hearing about a small alliance called Skynet_Root
in the last tournament. The reason you don't remember is because, despite the fact we got slapped around on a regular basis, we didn't throw tantrum fits over the unfairness of it all. We grit our teeth, took our beatings, and learned from the hardship. Now our bigger, better alliance reigns terror upon ALL who oppose.

So I have an idea. How about all you itty-bitty-mama's-boy-you-broke-my-nail-we're-so-pretty-in-pink alliances get together and form a single coalition.

This has two advantages: First, it will put you in the company of like-minded "warlords" that also still cry at the end of Bambi and so actually care about your tears from injustice. Second, it will be a warning to real "Lords of War" that upon destroying your sorry excuse of a Planet that your retaliation will be swift and sure: An onslaught of name-calling ("shameful...cowardly...disgraceful etc.)

I even have a name picked out for you: The Pamper Patrol.

"Lord of War" vYzion
NSR